Tuesday, April 7

***BLOG TOUR, REVIEW and GIVEAWAY*** Unpredictable by Shantel Tessier

Title: Unpredictable
Author: Shantel Tessier
Genre: Erotic Romance
Release Date: April 6, 2015

My niche in life is being an asshole. It suits me. I’m that guy who jokes about love and how settling down is overrated. Why would a guy ever fall for one woman when you can have as many as you want? Makes no sense to me.

But if being a cop has taught me anything, it’s that life is unpredictable. And that is exactly what Katherine is. The woman makes me question my sanity on a daily basis. Sometimes she makes me want to keep her to myself; other times, she makes me want to jump off a cliff just to get away from her.

Yet I still find myself turning into that little pussy I said I’d never be. Showing up on her front door holding flowers, only to have her throw them at me. Calling just to say hello, only for her to press ignore. Yeah, I’ve become a pussy all right. A whipped one at that. At first she was a challenge, but now I don’t like the fact that she is playing hard to get. But when someone comes after me, threatens my job, my life. It’s her that stands by my side. It’s her who has to pay for my sins. And it’s her who I’m threatened to lose. One thing that you need to know about me is that I'll fight for what I believe in. And I believe in her more than myself.

What’s that saying? Boy meets girl and the rest is history…Well, those who fuck with what is mine, will become history.

My Review

“I tried to be nice at take her flowers yesterday, but obviously not all women like flowers. Figures, she probably likes a knife set so she can use them to chop men’s balls off after she’s done sucking them.”

Gahhhh! I freaking LOVED it. I swooned and died over Parker. I hooted and hollered and opened my heart up to Katherine. 

This story was everything I thought it would be, yet nothing like I thought it would be, all at the same time. 

This was in my “review” section on Goodreads under Unpredictable after I finished Slade and Sam’s story…

I seriously I fucking LOVE Parker. I cannot wait for this book. Between him and Tate I don't know who's story I'm more excited for. Parker is hilarious and I can't wait to see him brought to his knees with all the shit he gives about love.

I knew this man was going to fall, I just didn’t predict how hard. I knew it would take a special kind of woman to bring him to his knees, but I never pictured a woman like Katherine.

“I allowed my eyes to look her up and down once again. I was being serious when I said she cleaned up nicely. But I know that it doesn’t matter how many times you shower, you can’t wash the bitch off.”

She was absolutely perfect for Parker. She is such a strong character. She says what she wants, does what she wants. She lives by her own rules and never relies on anyone but herself. She learned from an early age that life can kick you when you’re down and one way to save yourself heartache is to not count on anyone else… No matter the battle she fights inside- she will never let it show and it broke my heart that she thought she couldn’t open up to anyone.

And she was doing an excellent job of it---until she met Parker that is.

“Why would you want me?” I whisper. “I’m just a heartless fucking bitch.” I repeat the words he yelled at me last night. 
His eyes move away from mine and look at my father’s door one again.
He takes a deep breath and then looks back down at me.

“You have the biggest heart of anyone I know, Katherine. You just hide it really well.”

Parker is a player- he looks at his friends who, according to him, are all insane and lost their minds. One by one they have been getting married, having babies and settled down. They are whipped, they are pussies (according to Parker). Parker O’Hare will never find himself in that situation! At least that is what he always told himself- Until Katherine.

She reached over the table, and the next thing I know, she’s shoving her cake into my face. “Vas te faire encule salaud,” she hisses in my ear before I feel a cold liquid land in my lap. I can literally hear my cock sizzle as if she just put out a fire. 

Holy fuck, did she just cuss at me in French? I think I just came.

The opening of this book- classic Parker. I laughed out loud immediately. Parker’s quick witted and dirty thoughts were hilarious.

Katherine and Parker got off on the wrong foot right from the beginning, yet despite hating each other, they somehow also managed to feel this uncontrollable pull toward one another.

Thank you Shantel for another amazing addition to this collection of characters. I hope we get to see more of Parker and Katherine in future books.

“No one’s life is more valuable than the other. But we don’t get to pick and choose who we save. We do our job and at the end of the day that’s all that matters.”

“But what happens when that’s not enough?”

I sit at the wedding party table and watch the lovely couple smile at one another as they eat their cake. It’s sickening. 

I can’t get my mind off the beautiful yet bitchy woman sitting next to me. She is having a much easier time ignoring me. But she did admit earlier that she was a good faker. I try to get up the courage to speak to her by taking another drink of my wine. I don’t need the liquid courage to actual speak to her; I need it to keep me calm from being a dick, which is what I do so well. I really don’t want her to kick me in the balls like she said she would. 

“Would you like to talk about what happened that day?” I ask her politely. 

She looks up from her cake and stares at me as if I have two heads. “Not to you.”

“Maybe I can help you,” I offer. “I am a police officer,” I remind her as if I wasn’t the one who threw her down in her front yard and handcuffed her. “Does that type of thing happen often with you and your boyfriend?” Maybe they like to fight. Maybe it’s like their foreplay. Believe me, I have seen some crazy shit. 

She places her fork on the white tablecloth and leans over to whisper, “I told you once and I’ll tell you again. Drop it. What happened was none of your business.” 

I reach out to softly rub her arm, and I feel it break out in goosebumps. “Does he hurt you?” I ask looking deep into her eyes. I’m being a total ass, and she knows it.

She jerks her arm away from me. “I had just got home that morning and was in a bad fucking mood,” she growls. 

Just gotten home? It was like seven in the morning. “What in the hell were you doing just getting home?” I demand. “Especially the way you were dressed.” I smile as I let the dickness come out. “Been out hooking all night? And your man got tired of having to share you?” The memory of her telling me that she wanted to fuck her man’s best friend is still fresh in my mind. And what a thought that is. 

I hear Samantha gasp as I watch Katherine’s eyes narrow on me. She reaches over to the table, and the next thing I know, she’s shoving her cake into my face. “Vas te faire encule salaud,” she hisses in my ear before I feel a cold liquid land in my lap. I can literally hear my cock sizzle as if she just put out a fire. Holy fuck, did she cuss at me in French? I think I just came.


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Shantel is a Texas born girl who now lives in Tulsa, Oklahoma with her high school sweetheart, who is a wonderful, supportive husband and their four year old little princess. She loves to spend time cuddled up on the couch with a good book

She has published five books in the Undescribable series and 2 books in the DASH series. She considers herself extremely lucky to get to be a stay at home wife and mother. Going to concerts and the movies are just a few of her favorite things to do. She hates coffee, but loves wine. She and her husband are both huge football fans, college and NFL. And she has to feed her high heel addiction by shopping for shoes weekly. 

Although she has a passion to write, her family is most important to her. She loves spending evenings at home with her husband and daughter, along with their two cats and dog.

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