Title: Megaballs
Author: Erin Noelle
Genre: Sexy, Fun, Contemporary Romance
Erin Noelle is bringing us a Sexy, Fun, Contemporary Romance! Get ready for Finley and Teague – and find out if she slaps him or rings his MEGABALLS!
I’ve got 99 problems but money ain’t one. Though a sister with cotton candy for brains, a spatula-wielding six-year-old niece with a British accent, and the mysterious businessman who left me that damn ticket are all currently vying for the top spot.
When I became the sole winner of a $270 million Megaball jackpot, thanks to a sexy stranger who left a lottery ticket instead of paying for his meal, my entire world flipped upside-down.
Now, with money-sucking vultures, douchebags by the dozens, and a horde of total hotties just waiting to get their mangy paws on my newfound fortune, I set out to locate the man who gifted me the winning ticket–to properly thank him.
However, when I finally find the cocky, self-absorbed business tycoon, Teague Goodman, I’m not sure whether I want to slap him… or ring his MEGABALLS.
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Megaballs was a cute and laugh out loud funny story with one of the best side characters. This rom-com may have been more comedy than romance throughout most of the story, but Finley and Teague's story was one that kept a smile on my face.
Finley is a down and out waitress living with her sister and 6 year old niece Fiona. Going pay check to pay check and trying to cover for her sort of spacey sister, Finley is kind of at the end of her rope. One day at her waitressing job, she runs into a customer than not only saves her from being fired but fires up something else in her that has laid dormant for a while. But just when she thinks she might end the night on a really positive note, he's vanished only leaving behind a lottery ticket. Upset that he took off and left without a tip, Finley still dreams of the gorgeous mystery man and when she wakes up a millionaire, her life is upturned in the last way she ever expects.
Teague went to college and came back home to run his grandfather's farm and just when he thought he was on the cusp of really making it big, the rug was pulled out from under him. Now he has to either salvage what's left of his assets or sell them all off. To add insult to injury the pretty waitress he can't get off his mind just won the lottery with the ticket he left for her. But he can't find her even if he can't stop thinking out her because it'll seem like he's just looking for a handout. So it seems fate has screwed Teague over once again. Or maybe it hasn't.
Erin Noelle wrote a really funny story about two people who just can't seem to come out on top. After their initial meeting, they don't meet again for most of the book and the story revolves around each of them pining for the mysterious other but not having the "Megaballs" to go after them. Yet as they're each trying to find their way, they come upon their own hilarious obstacles like Teague's "self-help" book and Finley's meddling genius of a 6 year old niece. While I would have loved more to the romance part of the story, the ending was quite sweet even if it was quick. Though if you're looking for a different kind of rom-com, this is perfect.
Reviewed by Paige
★★☆ 3 "Fate" Stars ☆★★
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He has a girlfriend? With my name? Please tell me I’m still asleep and this is just one of those strange, ridiculous dreams that makes no sense whatsoever. Though, I do hope that kiss in the kitchen was real… unless, of course, he does in fact have a girlfriend, and then I just want to punch him in the nutsack for being a cheating asshole.
“Oh, shit,” Teague hisses, as he runs into the back of me, seeing as how I’ve stopped dead in my tracks just before turning the corner to the front foyer. “What in the—”
“Teague!” Fiona yells, cutting him off. “Some twat named Finley who claims to be your girlfriend is here, and she doesn’t look anything like my bloody auntie!”
He grabs my arms and spins me around, panic painting his expression as he stares deeply into my eyes. “This isn’t what it looks like. I swear to you. I’ll tell you everything. Just let me get rid of her. Stay right here.”
“Oh, shit,” Teague hisses, as he runs into the back of me, seeing as how I’ve stopped dead in my tracks just before turning the corner to the front foyer. “What in the—”
“Teague!” Fiona yells, cutting him off. “Some twat named Finley who claims to be your girlfriend is here, and she doesn’t look anything like my bloody auntie!”
He grabs my arms and spins me around, panic painting his expression as he stares deeply into my eyes. “This isn’t what it looks like. I swear to you. I’ll tell you everything. Just let me get rid of her. Stay right here.”
Erin Noelle is a Texas native, where she lives with her husband, two daughters, and three fur babies. When she’s not reading or writing romance novels, she enjoys winning at cards and board games, awkward people-watching in public places, and doing cartwheels at the most random times. She’s usually barefoot, is never without a song in her head, and currently holds the title of World’s Best Procrastinator.
Her titles published include the Book Boyfriend Series, Dusk ‘Til Dawn Series, Luminous Duet, Fire on the Mountain series, and numerous standalone books that range from New Adult to Contemporary romance. Her books have been a part of the USA Today Bestselling list as well as the Amazon and Barnes & Noble overall Top 100. You can follow her on Facebook @ www.facebook.com/erin.noelle.98, on her website @www.erinnoellebooks.com, on Twitter @authorenoelle, and on Instagram @erinnoelleauthor.
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i would pay off all my bills and my parents and they take my family on a vacation to italy
ReplyDeleteThe usual, pay things off, house improvements, and save for my daughters college.
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